Neanderthal Arts Festival

Well, we tried to avoid it but, unfortuntely, we were unable to turn back the clock, stop time, or make the festival longer. Today is the last day of Neanderthal Arts Festival 2011. It has been a great exprience and we don't regret a single minute of it. It is a hard business to make a go of any artistic endevour these days but we defy the odds and so did our audiences. We thank everyone involved for their participation and we hope to see you all again next year for a new list of shows and performers. You are all amazing!

For those of you who haven't been out to the festival, today is your last chance to see some great performances and maybe enjoy a hot dog or two! Come on down and avoid the rain! There is good theatre inside where it is dry and cozy.

We're pulling out all of the stops this year. If you want to "rock" out like the rest of the Neanderthal crew, we've got something that will make you a star Neanderthal. Starting on opening night (yes, that is tonight!) we're selling a limited edition Neanderthal Arts Festival shirt. Here is why this shirt is incredibly cool:

• Constructed from only the highest quality Mammoth fur. *
• Weaved high in the mountains of Norway by still-lost crew members from The Empire Strikes Back. **
• Printed using the best bonemeal we could find made from ground fossils of questionably acquired Sabre toothed tigers. ***

This shirt will make you a full blooded Neanderthal. Stop by the merchandise table and pick up your very own. Limited printing and they are sure to sell fast. Get yours when you visit us at the Cultch.

* Mammoth fur may be cotton, but we're not sure. Fur looks like cotton, right?
** They claimed they had been on the crew from The Empire Strikes Back but they did smell bad.
*** Sabre toothed tigers bonemeal? Really? Cool!